i colored a thing

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

dictatorship of the proletari@ 

tierradentro:

“In a Roman Osteria” (detail), 1866, Carl Heinrich Bloch. (original with other details)

(Agreed, viking-burger, the cat deserved a zoom of his own…)

genderikari:

i replaced the sickle with a macaroni noodle because mac and cheese will liberate the proletariat

kaitlin and i realizing it’s tolkien’s birthday

we are hot tamales 

“my butt’s always here to help.”

hakyonkers:

So lesbigay.

The gifts I was given yesterday are actually a good summary of my blog.

Keiko again